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Steve's Amps
- Amplifier Repairs in Godalming, Surrey - Convenient for Surrey /
Hampshire / Sussex / London areas
Tel: 01483 417576
Mobile: 07775 908191
Valve
and solid
state, vintage and modern amps for guitar,
harp etc serviced, repaired, customised and constructed
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Welcome
to Steve's Amps
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Valve and transistor amp repair service in
Surrey, UK
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Music electronics servicing, repairs, customising and
construction
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Modifications
for guitar... and for harp
Oh god not more bloody snow...
Here's some info to get you round the web site and save you some
time:
If you want
to know more about
the operation - go to About
If you want to know what I can do for you - go to Services
If you know what you want doing, and want to see how inexpensive I am -
go to Pricing
If you have a more specific question (like about harp amps or the
components I use) - go to FAQS
If
you have an appetite for extended ramblings on the topic of amps and maybe want to join a discussion - go to my blog here Blog
If you want to find out who else I've worked for, to know more about
the wonderful world of valve amps, or to find out where to get stuff,
here are some Links to some other fine
sites
If you want to get in touch to discuss your requirements, you can call
me on the number above - or go to Contact for e-mail, location, more numbers etc.
AND NOW...
Captain Beefheart's Ten Commandments For Guitarists:
1. LISTEN
TO THE BIRDS...That's where all the music comes from. Birds know
everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come
from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times
they aren't going anywhere.
2. YOUR
GUITAR IS NOT REALLY A GUITAR...Your guitar is a divining rod. Use it
to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar is
also a fishing rod. If you're good, you'll land a big one.
3.
PRACTICE IN FRONT OF A BUSH...Wait until the moon is out, then go
outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If
the bush doesn't shake, eat another piece of bread.
4. WALK
WITH THE DEVIL...Old delta blues players referred to amplifiers as the
"devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity
employer in terms of who you're bringing over from the other side.
Electricity attracts demons and devils. Other instruments attract other
spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy.
But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub.
5. IF
YOU'RE GUILTY OF THINKING, YOU'RE OUT...If your brain is part of the
process, you're missing it. You should play like a drowning man,
struggling to reach shore. If you can trap that feeling, then you have
something that is fur bearing.
6. NEVER
POINT YOUR GUITAR AT ANYONE...Your instrument has more power than
lightning. Just hit a big chord, then run outside to hear it. But make
sure you are not standing in an open field.
7. ALWAYS
CARRY YOUR CHURCH KEY...You must carry your key and use it when called
upon. That's your part of the bargain. Like One String Sam. He was a
Detroit street musician in the fifties who played a homemade
instrument. His song "I Need A Hundred Dollars" is warm pie. Another
church key holder is Hubert Sumlin, Howlin' Wolf's guitar player. He
just stands there like the Statue of Liberty making you want to look up
her dress to see how he's doing it.
8. DON'T
WIPE THE SWEAT OFF YOUR INSTRUMENT...You need that stink on there. Then
you have to get that stink onto your music.
9. KEEP
YOUR GUITAR IN A DARK PLACE...When you're not playing your guitar,
cover it and keep it in a dark place. If you don't play your guitar for
more than a day, be sure to put a saucer of water in with it.
10. YOU
GOTTA HAVE A HOOD FOR YOUR ENGINE...Wear a hat when you play and keep
that hat on. A hat is a pressure cooker. If you have a roof on your
house the hot air can't escape. Even a lima bean has to have a wet
paper towel around it to make it grow. |
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